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Saturday, March 9, 2013

WittyGuy

By: Prince Cedric

Morning folks..ako pala c Prince Cedric ng Davao 2nd yr resident doctor dito sa place namin....some...anywayz...just call me WITTYGUY ng Davao..I'm a typical guy..tulad ng iba achievers ako i graduated cumlaude sa biology dn sa medicine wala na..simple and mahilig matulog lng after school khit ngayn after work..I'm a registerd physician with the age of 27..dito ako sa davao na assign alam nyo naman work and nature ng isang doctor so sabi nga LIFE LONG maging isang doctor...tama sila...wala n ako socialization and even lovelife limited lng masyado time..isa sa mga close firend ko ay always dito sa site na ito it was when we chatted sa FB din i ask him kung may alam sya na site or blog na pwede ma chat so he recommend KM ..after then un nakita kung anu meron sa KM dn it was 2 months na palagi ako naga basa ng stories pati mag chat sa chatbox..i knew my story begins wen i was in my 2nd year college at ateneo i was pre occupied sa academics pati sa extra curricular activities elected as a president ng aming college then elected as auditor ng student council..i meet one colleagues from engineering dept aka MOSLE it was during our campaign period 5'8, gym built,may face value..all in kumbaga...so nagpakilala ako sa classroom nila...pakita ng flatform why im running the position...yun..before we left the room somebody approach mi and give a sheet of paper so i was astonished why and what for yung paper so wen i open it up nakita ko ang message na i will vote for u..u can make a
difference/change...heres my number..and if u wnat sabay tau lunch..so ako naman ay curious whom yung ngpadala ng msg so i txtd it din nag reply na magkita kmi sa gat ng school dins abay kmi ppunta sa isang mall sa davao din dun mg lunch..un nga i waited for a 20mins cguro when i saw a guy approaching me na nakilala ko agad(sya yung nakita ko knina duirng our campaign but wala ako idea if sya un talaga but confirmesd sya ngpadala ng letter so un sakay agad ng taxi without talking as if matagal ng friend..dumating kmi sa mall...ng order...place our bags ang waiting for the food to be delivered..our conversations starts nagpakilala so i directly ask him why he he wanted to know me and for wat purpose..he just smiled and no comment...kumbaga sya ay a man with a few words..from then on we started texting and sabay mg lunch khit dinner..one time he invited me to hes pad malapit lng sa school namin so duamting ako din talk...and it was 9:00pm na wen i ask him if i can go ksi need kn matulog ng maaga sabi nya dun nlang dawa ako matulog..he let me borrowed his garments(shorts,shirt) d ako sanay makitulog sa ibang room kaya un easy ako..so sabi nya d b daw ako sanay sabi k naman d talaga MOSLE kaya sabi naya para makatulog ako i hug daw nya ako so sabi ko cge ok lng...while he hug me gising p rin ako d mapakali..so mga late dawn na un na may parang napanaginipan ako n may k kiss daw ako namulat ako totoo pal and it was him na ng kiss skin..una nahiya ako but gumanti din ako 1st time ko ito and gusto ko din yung taong ito so why not taking the opportunity..we kiss...dumating sa point ha hinubad nya damit ko pait sa kanya so short nlang naiwan smin...he kiss my lips pabab ng leeg papunta sa nipples ko..dko maintidhn feelings ko nun sarapa na may kiliti dinilaan nya bou kung katawan...kaya naman ganun din ginawa ko sa kanya...dp ako nk try my blowjob so typical and normal lng ginawa ko dinilaan ko pusod nya pababa sa bayag nya..papunta sa ulo ng urat nya din sa ulo...nappa ahh ang uhmm nlang sya so i startde to lick ung urat nya taas baba...hanggang sa tumaas ito an humaba..laki pala nito sabi ko..habang gn blowjob k sya pinipisil nya nipples ko...tapos sabi nya pwede b daw nya ako kantutin sabi ko d pa ko nk try nyan so sya n daw bahal...pina higa nya ako noilgyan ng unan illami ng puwetan ko at first attemp nhirapan sya ng makapsok n ulo ang sakit napa sheet ako sa sakit din ng makaspok na napakgat ako sa labi nhya pait mahigpit n hawak sa ulo na sheet mosle...sakit..sabi niya relax lng daw ako..binayo nya ng unti unti hanggang sa my kirot...sakit hapdi akong nararamdamn..buo nyang pinasako hanggang s malabasan sya sa pwetan ko..ako naman ng jako hanggag malabasan..1st sex ko un..masakit na masarap na d naghihinayang...naulit iyon hanggang sa nging boyfriend ko c mosle..we lasted 1 yr and 4months after nun hiwalay din...

72 comments:

  1. Achievers ka? Plural? Ang dami mo naman. If it is true na doktor ka, kaloka ang grammar mo ha. Ang alam ko sa doktor, pangit ang penmanahip pero okay naman ang grammar. Oh well.

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    1. Oo teh ang tanga mo din mag txt, nag jajakol k kc hbang nagcocoment eh..

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    2. Haha ikaw yung author na doctor ano? Doktorin mo utak mo!

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    3. so ur from AdDu din po pla same skul and course pa tau.

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  2. Achievers ka? LOL.
    Bigla namang nahiya ang mga achievers sa Pilipinas dahil sayo. Hahaha. Gulo ng kwento mo.

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  3. parang bed sheet lng ung ungol ni ate. sheet...i mean shit. i mean shet? ewan q cum laude daw xa eh. ateneo pa ang lola

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  4. Ang hirap basabin.

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  5. ...well, kanya-kanya naman talaga tayo ng linya...

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    1. kanya-kanya rin tayo ng reaksyon at interpretasyon

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    2. tama.dude.................

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  6. sa mundong ito, hindi talaga nawawala ang mga taong mapanghusga sa kapwa. malay natin, dumating ang araw na ang taong hinuhusgahan natin ngayon, siya pala ang makakatulong sa atin

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    1. Whatever. Live in your own fairytale world.

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    2. Yeah, my point mga naman si Ate. Sa mga pretenders okay lang naman basta master your pretensions so you won't get bashed. For the readers naman, don't be so harsh with the comments naman. All the stories we read here are all free and we didnt pay a single penny therefore we don't have any proprietary right to complain.

      Oh well! Let's just have fun. At the end of the day tayo-tayo Lang din naman magkakakampi eh. Diba? So let's support each other nalang. :))

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  7. I dont't have any issues with the author ha? Pero sana lang let's not be pretentious. I have shared my story naman narin kasi before. Wala namang mawawala sayo if u'll be honest. Unang una di naman nila nakikita dito kung sino kaba talaga kaya wag mo ng piliting iaangat ang sarili at ilagay sa lugar ng iba. =)

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  8. Ikaw lang kasi ang mahihirapan and ikagugulo pa yun ng kwento mo. Still, thanks for sharing your story.

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  9. Achievers? Flatform? Running the position? One of my close friend? At ang tenses ha, confused ka sa present at past tense? Ikaw na ang cum laude na doctor from Ateneo.

    Puro psgpapanggap!

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    1. Text language pa, dami pa wrong spelling (if you are an Atenean graduate, if you are a doctor --- and a cum laude at that --- you won't tolerate these mistakes. Sheet? Holy sheet!

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    2. Kayo na mga propesyonal na puro kalibugan din hanap at kung magcomment kala mo matatalino, parepareho namang malalandi at malilibog. Mga mapagpanggap din kyo noh. Mga packing shet

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    3. Packing shet? Hahaha. Hindi naman lahat ng bakla malalandi at malilibog. Pero kung dinedescribe mo ang sarili mo, pwes wag mong lahatin. Kala mo naman kung sinong busilak at dalisay ang puso. Get real bitch!

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    4. Affected c mother superyora, matandang bakla na kc get real bitch ulol, kain k nlng tite, landi mo.

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    5. Kumain ka rin ng tite. Malandi ka rin. Bitch

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    6. To Anon 5:55 and 11:16. Kawawa ka naman, ikaw nga ang affected eh kasi naaasar ka kapag may nagcocomment sa author. Mabuti nga yun next time na magkwento siya eh maiimprove na ang pagsusulat niya. Bawal dito ang balat sibuyas. Kung ganyan din ang paraan ng pagsusulat mo, well kawawa ka naman. Uulitin ko, get real bitch.

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    7. Anon 3:08, the way I see it, kaya galit c Anon 5:55 kasi siya ang author. He will never be offended with grammatical felony because he doesn't know when does it occur. -raf
      PS. read my comment below,. you have committed a crime..

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  10. We all know that this is a form o fiction It's fine to put your fantasies over your story. Excuse me wala bang EDITOR dito para bago man lang ma ipost yung story. It's free from some obvious errors. nakaka-wala kasi ng ganang basahin kapag ganito. Subject Verb Agreement,Prepositions and Spelling. ang dami-daming error.It's ok to see some typo errors but not the whole piece itself. to those na mangangahas pa na mag post ng story please(PRACTICE PROOF-READING).

    I belive this is a hundred percent Fiction.
    WITTYGUY Thanks for your effort in sharing your Story..

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    1. Ok na sana comment mo eh belive? Bska believe. Try mo din magpractice ng PROOF-READING na sinasabi mo.

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    2. Madami ding errors ang reply mo, teh.

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    3. Haha. Walk your talk teh.

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  11. Ngohiong: kanang naglabad akong ulo ug binasa. Doctor man pud ko, bati daw ug agi pero di man ingun.ani ka bati ug grammar. XD

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  12. Lahat ng nag comment mga propesyonal na gusto rin chumupa. Kunyari nawawala daw gana nila , lalalandi nyo mga bakla.

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  13. pag ba talaga bakla mapanlait hahah.. hnd naman cguro..

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  14. Ang gulo ng kwento.... hahaha!
    Dumeretso na lang ako sa comments part :-)

    Pero author dont be discouraged making another story.... siguro sa next mo na kwento you will know what to do..... ;-)

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  15. How many english subjects do you have isa ateneo na pinang-galingan mo? Youre so barok.

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  16. You have committed a crime against ateneo, the medical society and the cum laudes. Degrading.

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  17. Hahaha! Love this comment.

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  18. putang inang kwento

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  19. ur so pathetic my dear... Obviously ur story is just a waste of time to read...then ur a doctor.. ? A big question mark... Just keep on dreaming.. Bec. Thats the only thing in this world that is free... Gudluck...

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  20. Be happy and gay mga ateh! Amusing ang mga comments dito hahaha. mga echosera tayong lahat! Be real, get real. Why are we all here? Me mga Lesbians ba dito? Minamaliit n nga tau ng iba, tayo2 pa ba nman mga beki, bayot, bakla, bi, whatever you call yourselves, tau2 pa ba nman ang maglalaitan? Let's Just have fun reading stories.

    at ikaw nman wittyguy, ayusin mo naman buhay mo. madami kang nababad trip sa kwento mo.

    wala lang. makisakay na lang tau.

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  21. hahahahaa. ang saya saya basahin ng mga comments!! war na mga beks

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  22. ang galing nitong doctor oh. SHABU PA !! HAHA

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  23. Witty guy ha. Ang grammar, lupet....

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  24. i meet one colleagues from engineering ... So ang isa, plural na ngayon? Wtf! New rule na ba yan in english grammar? Whew! Lupet...

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    1. Meet? O met? Plural ba? Bat may "S" ka? Haha lmao

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  25. Pag ateneo b dapat perfect? Meaning lahat ng studyante ng ateneo bwal magkamali? Kitid ng mga utak. Pag cumlaude b dapat alam lahat? Perpekto un. Isip isip naman. Wag kitid utak.

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    1. Hindi naman kailangan perfect. Kailangan lang totoo. Cumlaude?Doctor?Atenista? Eh ang English parang hndi nkapag high school. Kalurks!haha

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  26. Sabi nila, anyone who plans to pursue a career in Medicine doesn't really requires to be very good in English. Kahit average lang okay na. But, you have to be very good in Math and Science starting from your premed course whether it's a Biology major or Chem major up to the time you are already in the Medical School in order to survive the rigorous academic requirements, kasi you will be dealing daw with hard Sciences. Maybe the author is telling the truth. Besides, you can't determine his true writing ability kasi he was using the text language which is the common trend in today's young generation at mukhang nagmamadali siya ng sinulat niya ang story niya. Honestly, I did not enjoy reading his story (thumbs-down), mas nakakatuwa pang basahin ang mga comments ng "war ng mga beks," sabi nung isang reader. Hahaha.

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    1. Dear, his English wasn't even good enough to be called average. While it's true that you don't need be very good in English to become a doctor, shouldn't this person have at least some decent English if he's claiming to be one? After all, it's a basic subject you have to learn well in the primary and secondary level before you can move on to the more difficult subjects in college. This is especially true for sciences and health-related courses like Biology and Medicine, the textbooks of which are mostly written by foreign authors. Understanding complex concepts in these fields is even more difficult if you can't understand the texts written in English. If one can read and understand texts written in English well, surely one can also write well? After all, isn't it that reading and writing are skills that go hand-in-hand? The only conclusion that we can logically have is that this author is not what he says he is.

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    2. Exactly. The author set the standards himself and its sad to note that he failed on the same ground that he claims to own.
      -raffy

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  27. Clash of the Beki ang theme dito hhaahahhaa..Mga beks dpat poise under pressure pa rin LOL...umeeksena ang bwat..

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  28. honestly ,ang gulo ng kwento ang daming grammar error haha nanlait pangbawi nalibugan din nmn ako hehe :)

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  29. KM?? Anung ibig sabihin nung KM?? Pasabi naman hehehe.. Salamat..

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    1. Itanong mo ke Dr. Prince Cedric, marami siyang alam dahil witty guy siya.

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    2. hehe,, ganun ba sana mabasa nya hehe,, gusto ko lang malaman ung KM hehe... salamat sa response kung sino ka man na anonymous din hehe..

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    3. KM kwentong malibog suss,common sense nman.nasa site ka nato di mu alam shorten lang kc mahilg ang med ng abrev.para may macomment lang ayyy.

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  30. mr. author as your name implies

    witty guy ka talaga hahah

    Imagine?

    nakuha mo ung attention ng mga readers dahil sa mga errors mo to think na mas ng trending na ang away dito kaysa sa story mo hahahah

    kudos !


    -raviolli-

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  31. Hahaha mas nag enjoy pa ako sa comments part kesa sa actual story. Nung binabasa ko ung story sabi ko waste of time to tska kasakit ng ulo! Buti nalang pambawi ung mga comments nio mga beks. Love u all.

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  32. Ateneo de davao? really cum laude? full name mu nga po wer just same im goin to grad as a cumlaude to.

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    1. Naku! Wala na, bagsak na yung academic reputation ng Ateneo de Davao. Hahaha, Thanks Witty Guy. Buti na lang wala pa akong na encounter na me ganong klaseng Cum Laude graduate from MSU (Mindanao State Univ.) or in one of its campuses.

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  33. In terms of financial status, ADDU is at the top. I'm not sure with the quality of education. many people consider students from SPC as more intelligent than students from ADDU (not my opinion). Pero we don't judge the bunch by a single member, right? let's avoid generalizing..hahaha... I really doubt if cum laude talaga sya. oh well, who knows. hahaha. why bother knowing? lastly, the story sucks.

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  34. Even if the author is telling the truth or not, we are all here for entertainment. Atleast he tried his best

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  35. Cum Laude ba talaga? Or Cum Eater? Nyeta, disgrace ka sa mga Ateneans, Doctors at higt sa lahat sa Human Race. Wag ka na ulit magsusulat.

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  36. KAININ NYO TAMUD KO !!
    ALASKA FLAVOR .

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    1. Walang laman ang utak mo.

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    2. Lol.... Alaska daw baka naman tulo na yan kaya ganun

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  37. Haha bat parang nag aaway na kayo dahil sa mga comments....hindi naman binibili ang common sense d ba...pwede naman gamitin...try nyong iaply sa bawat storya na babasahin nyo...eenjoy nyo lang...

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  38. pinahahanap q na ung mga nag gradwet na cum laude sa ateneo,,,,,,ipapaligpit kitang ambisyosa ka,,kala mo mga tanga ang nagbabasa dito.,,pinag re resign q nmga english prof sa admu!lol!

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  39. nkk basa lng kayo mka comment wagas so pls this nonsense of you guys libog site ito not a site for grammar, pag libog ka nag iisip ka pa ng grammar errors ng tao while tinitigasan sa kwento naman kayo oh baka in time mawala na ng gana mga authors dito mag kwento dahil sa sakit nyung mag salita, you can correct the grammar and some writing styles here in a nice way wag nanamn halos brutal mka comment kayo kaya mag submit ng story mo at ma comment ka ng sanito let see kung d man kayo masasaktan although you will learn but stil masasaktan pa rin kayo sa wagas na comment. tingi-tingin din sa salamin pag may time ok.

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  40. Please search and read " parts of speech" you will know how to use a correct word and to make a good simple sentence. Sayang "doctor ka pa nman...

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  41. This is crazy. I mean, the comments are!

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