By: utubatab
Minsan may umaalis at minsan naman ay may dumarating. Minsan ang bago ay higit pa pala. Swerte ang tawag doon.
It was my day off, it was a Tuesday. Daks, the Coffee Boy, ask me if we could meet. Sino ba naman ako para tumangi. He told me to meet him at 9 pm, but 8:00 pm I was already at the coffee shop but he approached me and told me, he was appointed by his superior to extend for another hour. Oh that is quite long. After I finished my coffee I decided to enter the main mall, and began to window shop. And so I entered a new shop, and searched for a fatigue jagger pants. As I looked at the pants, the salesman approached me and told me, "Sir ano po hanap nyo?" I looked at him intently, he looks presentable, and replied, "Jagger Pants."
Salesman: Kamukha po nito? (Show his pants.)
Tinignan ko ang pants from the top up to bottom. And I focused on the top part of his pants.
Me: Bakit lawlaw. ( Super low ang tiro )
Salesman: Yan po uso... ( Biglang nagbiro) Para po sa mga long at meaty yan Sir! Kaya mababa ang tiro!
Me: (E mas luko-luko ako) You mean mahaba at jumbo ang Sa'yo?!
Biglang namula. To break the silence. Awkward moment.
Me: Di ba nakakaliit ng pwet yan?





















